Gatdudjanpas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able cow.

Gatdudjanpas created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatdudjanpas, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gatdudjanpas, he will ignore you.

Gatdudjanpas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gatdudjanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatdudjanpas.

5. Put Gatdudjanpas first in all things.