Quillrilstip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, slow turtle.

Quillrilstip created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrilstip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillrilstip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Quillrilstip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quillrilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Quillrilstip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.