Gudjentail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty crow.

Gudjentail created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudjentail, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudjentail, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gudjentail's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gudjentail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Gudjentail loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from orange moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.