Nadzagbam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful naga.

Nadzagbam created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadzagbam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadzagbam, she will turn you into a worm.

Nadzagbam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nadzagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Nadzagbam.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never bounce in the presence of birds.