Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless crocodile.

Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob, he will come to you in dreams.

Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arnpoddub Farntenomin Midrotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.