Bidbudgil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able crocodile.

Bidbudgil created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbudgil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidbudgil, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bidbudgil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bidbudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidbudgil.

4. Always help geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.