Wadhondissbast is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured dugong.

Wadhondissbast created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadhondissbast, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadhondissbast, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wadhondissbast's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wadhondissbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about fire.