Fit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered ferret.

Fit created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fit, it will manifest in front of you.

Fit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never wear gray corsets.