Madbassfet Komnabfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered goat.

Madbassfet Komnabfed created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbassfet Komnabfed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madbassfet Komnabfed, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Madbassfet Komnabfed's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Madbassfet Komnabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Respect your elders.