Tarnakdod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable shark.

Tarnakdod created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarnakdod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarnakdod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tarnakdod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tarnakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.