Fidfarnwon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving horse.

Fidfarnwon created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidfarnwon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidfarnwon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fidfarnwon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fidfarnwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always wear violet.