Zigjentonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent mouse.

Zigjentonk created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigjentonk, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zigjentonk, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zigjentonk's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zigjentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.