Gidtondag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy shrew.

Gidtondag created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtondag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidtondag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gidtondag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gidtondag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Gidtondag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if three voles approach from the north.
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