Gessvaggut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Gessvaggut created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessvaggut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessvaggut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gessvaggut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gessvaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.