Gessvaggut is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous
chinchilla.
Gessvaggut created Europe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gessvaggut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gessvaggut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gessvaggut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Gessvaggut's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always treat snakes with great respect.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.