Wadgutflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient giraffe.

Wadgutflat created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgutflat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadgutflat, he will remove you from existence.

Wadgutflat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wadgutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadgutflat.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Run away if six geese approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Wadgutflat four times a day.