Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast wolf.

Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan, she will laugh at you.

Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nadkikflap Jarngepdum Disscan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.