Bellvenkan Fotceb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind finch.

Bellvenkan Fotceb created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellvenkan Fotceb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellvenkan Fotceb, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bellvenkan Fotceb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bellvenkan Fotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

5. Bellvenkan Fotceb loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.