Litgodmon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable troll.

Litgodmon created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litgodmon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litgodmon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Litgodmon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Litgodmon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Never paint your head green.

5. You must pray to Litgodmon eight times a day.