Flamcenleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, pitiless hedgehog.

Flamcenleg created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamcenleg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamcenleg, she will remove you from existence.

Flamcenleg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flamcenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flamcenleg's priests.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Flamcenleg on top of important buildings.