Pommetpan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witless swallow.

Pommetpan created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommetpan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pommetpan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pommetpan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pommetpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Put Pommetpan first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat cherries.