Zagdumvag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud cobra.

Zagdumvag created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdumvag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zagdumvag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zagdumvag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zagdumvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Zagdumvag must be the most important thing in your life.
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