Minbogstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless hyena.

Minbogstaf created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbogstaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minbogstaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Minbogstaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Minbogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never wear turquoise tights.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Minbogstaf loves great tits, so they must be respected.