Minbogstaf is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless
hyena.
Minbogstaf created dark energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Minbogstaf, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Minbogstaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Minbogstaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Minbogstaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Never wear turquoise tights.
4. Always help sheep in need.
5. Minbogstaf loves great tits, so they must be respected.