Pitbegbidviglisttip is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous
butterfly.
Pitbegbidviglisttip created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitbegbidviglisttip, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Pitbegbidviglisttip, she will turn you into a sheep.
Pitbegbidviglisttip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Pitbegbidviglisttip's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Pitbegbidviglisttip six times a day.
2. Never think ill of sick sheep.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.