Pitbegbidviglisttip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous butterfly.

Pitbegbidviglisttip created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbegbidviglisttip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitbegbidviglisttip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pitbegbidviglisttip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pitbegbidviglisttip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pitbegbidviglisttip six times a day.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.