Satrattik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet swan.

Satrattik created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satrattik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Satrattik, it will have a low opinion of you.

Satrattik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Satrattik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five eagles approach from the west.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.