Dabvoggod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody crow.

Dabvoggod created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabvoggod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabvoggod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dabvoggod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dabvoggod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Dabvoggod first in all things.
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