Nadgatpom Zogstanlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful unicorn.

Nadgatpom Zogstanlan created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgatpom Zogstanlan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadgatpom Zogstanlan, she will send you a sign.

Nadgatpom Zogstanlan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nadgatpom Zogstanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.