Somhapved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud shark.

Somhapved created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somhapved, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Somhapved, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Somhapved's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Somhapved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.