Tighapdin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair snail.

Tighapdin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tighapdin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tighapdin, he will turn you into a worm.

Tighapdin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tighapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never wear turquoise tights.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Tighapdin on top of important buildings.