Zodrutpin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind beaver.

Zodrutpin created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodrutpin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodrutpin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zodrutpin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zodrutpin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodrutpin.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill sharks.