Fudpidnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Fudpidnutt created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudpidnutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudpidnutt, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fudpidnutt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fudpidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never bounce near tortoises.

3. You must pray to Fudpidnutt nine times a day.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.