Straggomafarn is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust dryad.

Straggomafarn created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggomafarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Straggomafarn, he will turn you into a sheep.

Straggomafarn's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Straggomafarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. You must love Straggomafarn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide if six mites approach from the north.