Bunmabpon is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless
wren.
Bunmabpon created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Bunmabpon, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bunmabpon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Bunmabpon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Bunmabpon's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not shave your neck.