Bosscempig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical camel.

Bosscempig created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Bosscempig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bosscempig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bosscempig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bosscempig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.