Yarlsadfud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able lizard.

Yarlsadfud created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsadfud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlsadfud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yarlsadfud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yarlsadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yarlsadfud first in all things.

2. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.