Mishatweg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent dragon.

Mishatweg created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishatweg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mishatweg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Mishatweg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mishatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing orange shirts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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