Botcedpark Sinsidlim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous gorilla.

Botcedpark Sinsidlim created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Botcedpark Sinsidlim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botcedpark Sinsidlim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Botcedpark Sinsidlim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Botcedpark Sinsidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.