Fedbantig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud swallow.

Fedbantig created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbantig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedbantig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fedbantig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fedbantig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Run away if six whales approach from the south.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Fedbantig on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.