Cedladtal is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong dove.

Cedladtal created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedladtal, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cedladtal, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cedladtal's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cedladtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not make images of living things.