Binlabdog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient cat.

Binlabdog created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binlabdog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binlabdog, he will cry a lot.

Binlabdog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Binlabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. You must love Binlabdog.