Rillbepjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil goat.

Rillbepjarn created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Rillbepjarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillbepjarn, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rillbepjarn's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rillbepjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Rillbepjarn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear white jumpers.