Wotbunomt Bunbissleg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective rat.

Wotbunomt Bunbissleg created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotbunomt Bunbissleg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotbunomt Bunbissleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wotbunomt Bunbissleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wotbunomt Bunbissleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Never sing near goats.

3. Never paint your arms red.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not covet oxen.