Wotbunomt Bunbissleg is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective
rat.
Wotbunomt Bunbissleg created an up quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Wotbunomt Bunbissleg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wotbunomt Bunbissleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Wotbunomt Bunbissleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Wotbunomt Bunbissleg's Holy Commandments1. Always help swans in need.
2. Never sing near goats.
3. Never paint your arms red.
4. Never eat spinach.
5. Do not covet oxen.