Vanbussandsaksak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong whale.

Vanbussandsaksak created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbussandsaksak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanbussandsaksak, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vanbussandsaksak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vanbussandsaksak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Vanbussandsaksak's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Vanbussandsaksak.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not commit murder.