Ponhadhabbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty slug.

Ponhadhabbarn created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponhadhabbarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponhadhabbarn, it will turn you into a slug.

Ponhadhabbarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ponhadhabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponhadhabbarn.

5. Put Ponhadhabbarn first in all things.