Fosskabdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured seal.

Fosskabdud created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosskabdud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fosskabdud, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fosskabdud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fosskabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never bounce near swans.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.