Cutgetyattruttfet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident dryad.

Cutgetyattruttfet created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cutgetyattruttfet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutgetyattruttfet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cutgetyattruttfet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cutgetyattruttfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not hurt manatees.