Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman
is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, happy
rhinoceros
.
Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman
created Africa four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman
, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman
, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman's
most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Wabhivsaw Carbegtagman's Holy Commandments
1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never write about cell theory.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never pour water over plants.
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