Fudxuckyog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy scorpion.

Fudxuckyog created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudxuckyog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudxuckyog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fudxuckyog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fudxuckyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never feed bread to tapirs while wearing turquoise boots.