Mobrulvad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful horse.

Mobrulvad created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobrulvad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobrulvad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mobrulvad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mobrulvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.