Tagcitnart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, calm snake.

Tagcitnart created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagcitnart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tagcitnart, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tagcitnart's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tagcitnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.