Ripkopwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage cat.

Ripkopwip created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripkopwip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripkopwip, it will turn you into a tree.

Ripkopwip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ripkopwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ripkopwip's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Ripkopwip nine times a day.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Ripkopwip.